C'est la vie. C'est la mort.

My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time

her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

reblogging for thorrr!

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pondermoofin:

magicbunni:

morrissarty:

seethisowl:

havingastrangeinterlude:

jokerchenisdifferent:

mangocianamarch:

corneliapornelia:

#you’re a pain in my asgard

#11,500 notes #for a GIF #of Hiddles #doing literally nothing #but STARING INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.

12,500 notes

seethisowl:

#Kate I think you know what to do

I do, but he looks so mild-mannered and pleasant in this gif that the usual type of caption doesn’t work.

absolute PERFECTION

Over 26000 notes.

Merp.

Also these gifs. I like them. ANOTHER.

^========== Hiddles, brought to you by your friends @ Tumblr.

ROTFL!!!

I’m crying. Bless this Post X’D ahahaha/

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trinityburn:

This is the cutest picture I’ve ever seen on tumblr ~

now THIS is the cute way to do prego pictures. if only people on facebook would learn -.-

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow through the wind, as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.

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idloveyou-right:

tw0way:

Traci Wise:

“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”

braebycakes:

headlikeanorange:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

so instead of having a seal for supper…. he eats shit

Andrew Ducote: hey everyone I'm getting married to Hali Gaskins :)
Fandom: Oh my god Andrew Ducote asdfghjkl he was spieling Peter Pan congratulations you perfect human being
Hali: I'm getting married too guys
Fandom: But Spieling Peter
Hali: I was a Wendy and Alice
Fandom: But Peter Pan
Hali: but I-
Fandom: Peter Pan.
Hali:
Fandom:
Hali:
Fandom: Spieling Peter Pan.
Andrew IRL: Just saw this, thought it was funny, showed it to Hali who burst out laughing and said she wishes she had a tumblr, just to reblog this. *high fives fandom*

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”