March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Don’t you hate it when you think that you’re finally happy with the way things are going, and then something happens to make everything fall apart? Yeah, me too. It happens too often.
February 2012
Peeta was on fire too, you know.
Signed Cards.
olanrogers:
Just shipped out 1,000 signed shirt cards. (disappears into a bat and flies away dropping sharpies a long the way)
Human Development and Microbiology tests tomorrow. no studying. welp, this should be fun! wish me luck!
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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I like the new layout. Just sayin'.
Watchjayyhunnyy:
Dis it 4 mai new fallourz
oh dear lord. i may love her.
In the future ...
child: Mom, I'm gay.
me: Alright son, I love you anyway.
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child: I found your old books. The Hunger Games is horrible, how could you read?
me: GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW.
Create universe backgrounds :) (Warning:addictive... →
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I want to live in a world where the noise...
dorkvader:
afragmentcastadrift:
mindvault:
This is the greatest statement I’ve heard in a while. I need to use it.
And what a wonderful world that would be.
GRRAAAAAAAAAAGHH
