cailencrow: atticusbitch: themarvelfan5647: Puny God. when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this. Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.
acciobenedictcumberbatch: honeytangerine: ...
Some people ask for a boyfriend, I ask for extra...
Every day you’re not dead in the ground, when you wake up in the morning, you’re...– The Help (via quote-book)
voldy92: my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000 like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago then I realize it was actually 17
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
Andrew Ducote: hey everyone I'm getting married to Hali Gaskins :)
Fandom: Oh my god Andrew Ducote asdfghjkl he was spieling Peter Pan congratulations you perfect human being
Hali: I'm getting married too guys
Fandom: But Spieling Peter
Hali: I was a Wendy and Alice
Fandom: But Peter Pan
Hali: but I-
Fandom: Peter Pan.
Fandom: Spieling Peter Pan.
Andrew IRL: Just saw this, thought it was funny, showed it to Hali who burst out laughing and said she wishes she had a tumblr, just to reblog this. *high fives fandom*
musingsofbruce: barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM the funniest thing here is that “degrees of freedom” is an actual term used by physicists =)
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.