[[MORE]] some days i just want to delete every account i have and find a hole to hide in for the rest of my life. then i think: “no, you’re being dumb. stop it. you’re just pms-ing again and it will pass in a few days.” and it always does. it just really sucks in the meantime. and this happens every time. every fucking month. guess I shouldn’t complain. it...
if you don’t fall in love with book characters when you’re reading then you’re doing it wrong
just finished Season 1 of Sherlock. I can safely say that I understand what all the fuss has been about… it’s really fabulous. Moriarty’s voice is second to Bane’s. oh, those scooby doo moments.
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
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North Carolina: I
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Glorious Nippon: I
Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: |||||
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: |||||
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: I
Bitch I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: |
Bitch I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: |
Bitch I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||
Bitch I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||
Bitch I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: |||||
Bitch I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: |||||||
Bitch I'm from Germany where...oh fuck it: |||
Bitch I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: |
Bitch I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
Perra I'm from Spain and it's not in Mexico: l
Bitch I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: II
Bitch I'm from Belgium where the Speculoos Cookie Butter comes from : |
Why the fuck are you excluding Australia you bag of dicks: |
putangina niyong lahat: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Singapore where Instagram floods the facebook feeds: I
Thailand where we have smiles and ELEPHANTS: I
Bitch I'm from Asgard, and I'm burdened with glorious purpose. BOW: I
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
ihatestormsihatestormsihatestorms. especially when I’m alone.
Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it’s so sharp
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
nanalew: chirpofjoy: ccolfer: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. #i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch I hope mine flew into someone’s eye and ruined their glory. I hope someone almost choked on mine.
Dating Hitler was clearly not the key to happiness.– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
They should just start making up fake countries to...
simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
cacen: plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other OHMYGOSH
time-lord-swag: cumberlord: “faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?” 50 Shades of Tumblr
rrclarkin: waiting-for-the-tardis: I feel like Tumblr should have a sassy condescending paper-clip #lol i’m already my own sassy condescending paperclip
nerdycouture: my favorite anime is Cowboy Bippityboppitybeepzop
charlietheunicorn711: webbyghost: boxlunches: touchingbutts: filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go faskldfjlkaf that was the cutest thing EVER OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH Everyone watch this, I am dyiiiiiiiiiing oh my gosh this is so cute You can be whatever you want to be, Ringo. You’re a great big, bad wolf.