Hello, sweetie.

Before beginning this semester, we were told that Nursing students gain 20-30 pounds. We were blown away and totally did not understand. How does that happen?

I now understand: 

We have an 8-10 page paper due on Oct 12th (that NO ONE. NOT A SINGLE PERSON UNDERSTANDS) that has not even been mentioned/discussed in class.  Another due on Nov. 2 with a presentation sometime during Oct-Nov. My presentation was supposed to be on Oct. 12th but apparently we’re not actually having class that day? what? I picked this date before she picked the date of midterm crazy paper. just saying. UGH. 

Not to mention the Patho test tomorrow that everyone is dreading and a (cumulative) Patho midterm on Monday (da fuq kind of planning is that). 

Today, we find out that everyone is supposed to be at a hospital orientation tomorrow, right before our terrifying test. 

SO (the whole point of this post is finally here), after class my lab partner decides she wants pizza. That sounds like a fabulous idea since we will probably never leave our houses for anything but class for the rest of the semester. I ate my stress into a coma. So much pizza. It was great. We debated staying at Pizza Hut forever. Then I come home to BIRTHDAY CAKE. Don’t know who’s birthday is was but DON’T CUR. NOMNOMNOM

This may become a recurrent thing: SO STRESSED. SO HUNGRY. EAT ALL THE FATTY FOOD. 

SO, yeah. While this may not look like a big deal in type… believe me. It’s so much.  Shoot me now. CHEESUS CRUST.